Field Defender Pillows

Boxer Scarecrow Fends of the Crows.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

No Soliciting

Alternative fielding positions

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Science Snobs

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

"It's your turn, kid."

Referee

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

"This is the worst parade ever."

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Get this straight, I'm a guard dog: I don't fetch the newspaper!'

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

'It's amazing what they throw away: a tracksuit, a dozen oranges and another 2-0 lead.'

Soccer and pandemic

"Don't give me this stupid 'Renaissance' stuff! - The Middle Ages were good enough for my father and they're good enough for me!"

'And if he does get through the invisible fence, our drone will zap him from 40,000 feet.'