Field Play Lover Pillows

Jack Grealish

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Ref shows footballer green card.

'That's my Brother - He hasn't learned to walk yet!'

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"This is where I come to unwind."

"In a minor role, but giving a highly charged performance. . ."

'In the old days this was considered a play station,'

'And that one is the mistake I made in Act II, Scene III, line 14 of Hamlet.'

Intramission

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

Barnett Newman

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Your grass looks great."

The Garrick Theatre

'As this slide indicates, sometimes identifying genes is, in fact, quite easy.'

Javelin

"On the plus side, concussions are way down."

Fungo range.

Swimming with dad

Tired of Waiting for Godot

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

'You must learn to let the discus go.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Dad, there's nothing good on TV. We're bored.

Dog jumping to catch discus.