Field Master Pillows

Sporting School of Exellence

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Scarecrows guarding a field

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

InOutYada Yada.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

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"FISH ON"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Count Von Moltke.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Why am I feeling like this..?'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Referee

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

Sun for the Farmer.

Tough day coach. What happened?...I think it's pretty obvious Frank...You can't win a ball game with that many turnovers!

"Oh, no, Peter has legoed himself into his room!"