Field Guru Pillows

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Tartine

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'C'mon get it straight.'

Fly Football

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Sale! Weed Whackers

Best Before 5th Pint.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Oh Hi!'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

ACME Balloon Company.

Do you have anything bigger?

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

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