Field Coordinator Gifts

"I'm here as the field coordinator for the expanded regulatory authority...so, yeah, there's a new sheriff in town."

'The circle is complete!'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"I'm hanging tough, guys, but have I mentioned how much I resent you for always making me hold the table?"

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Just as he was about to be annihilated, Dirk makes an amazing discovery,

"No, your other, other, other, other, other, other, other left."

Referee

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

"New York are at Lunch, Munich are at Coffee and Tokyo are at Lunch."

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

Plane crash on football pitch.

'We're a coalition force, ref.'

"This desk job is killing me Jim. I need to be out in the field."

Tough day coach. What happened?...I think it's pretty obvious Frank...You can't win a ball game with that many turnovers!

Walk the dog.

Boxer Scarecrow Fends of the Crows.

Weed -B- Going. Weed -B- Going. Weed -B- Gone.

'Oi! There's a pecking order around here, you know.'

Sporting School of Exellence

In a cost cutting move, NFL teams begin outsourcing jobs once held by domestic offensive coordinators.

"Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of rallying my base."

'You haven't spoken to me in weeks!' 'I didn't want to interrupt you!'

'My supporting cast.'

Production of food

STRIP Racing children upset by starter gun

'It is my department, but I still won't help you.'

It's time the school teams stopped consuming wasteful bottled water. Great! Who'll take on the football players? They're too big! Ok. Field hockey. They've got sticks. Who will you confront? The debate team! I'll take chess! I've got the A/V club.