Fictional Boyfriend Fanatic Gifts

'I've always preferred the company of fictional men, to the ones that I meet in real life.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Television Readers.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Like that?"

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Addicted to reading

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"Define fair."

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"Do you smell something?"

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring