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'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Addicted to reading

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

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