Fiction Faction Mugs

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Television Readers.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Addicted to reading

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

My Spam Sketchbook

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."