Fetching Funny Gifts

Dog With Sticks in In Tray

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Super Dog'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"I'm working from home today."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"A little help, please."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Super hero dog.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Fly fishing.

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Tired of fetching?'

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"