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Dog With Sticks in In Tray

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Super Dog'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"I'm working from home today."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"A little help, please."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Super hero dog.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Fly fishing.

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Tired of fetching?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."