Fetching Fun T-Shirts

'Well, you can drag it right back where you found it.'

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Super Dog'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

A man and his dog

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"I'm working from home today."

"A little help, please."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'