Fetal Pun Lover Gifts

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Peach flirting with a banana.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Maternity Ward

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Think about the honey."

"You've passed with extinction!"

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

A Brain Drain

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Hotness

'You tell me you're a sexual athlete and your first time at bat you strike out!'

Literate Dogs.

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

"Have you heard the latest? Hunter is doing a hostile takeover of gatherer."

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.