Fetal Pun Lover Mugs

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Peach flirting with a banana.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

Maternity Ward

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Think about the honey."

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

"You've passed with extinction!"

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

A Brain Drain

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'You tell me you're a sexual athlete and your first time at bat you strike out!'

Literate Dogs.

Hotness

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

How to survive the coming crash.