Heavenly Pun Lover Mugs

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'What's the point of giving us wings if we can't fly?'

"Staff support"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Copycats

Zombie standup

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Cut Price

Backfire

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"That's it. We’re toast."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'