Feta Fanatic Gifts

Anatomy of a Salad

Prize vegetables.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Counting ribs

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'So this is goodbye then!'

The last song before the party exploded.

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Pinata Zombies

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Champagne Charlie.

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Mental note to self: rethink theory of survival of the fittest."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"Now that's art!"

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."