Festivity Gardener Gifts

Planting Joy

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

The Phantom Of The Garden

Cheers

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Poinsettia

Maypole

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

'Excuse me, do you know any aliens who do landscaping?'

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

Snail trap

Flowers in the city

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

Santa School.

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"How much longer are you going to be?"

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"