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'I couldn't get liability insurance for my sled.'

Santa Claus's Mail

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"I just..."

Italia tours

Heading off with a packed bag

'Are we broke yet?'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"It looks brighter over there!"

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"