Festive Planning Gifts

'Some country that doesn't have Thanksgiving!'

"We give thanks on this most special of days!"

"Oh my, I've really fallen behind on the paperwork."

Holiday Stress

"This is the time of year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Santa Claus's Mail

"First class, or with children?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Christmas Tree

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Fight or Flight

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Christmas Pets

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Santa Dog

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Snowman

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Easter Egg Delivery

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house