Festive Planning T-Shirts

'Some country that doesn't have Thanksgiving!'

"We give thanks on this most special of days!"

"Oh my, I've really fallen behind on the paperwork."

Holiday Stress

"This is the time of year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Santa Claus's Mail

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Christmas Tree

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Fight or Flight

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Christmas Pets

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Santa Dog

Snowman

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Easter Egg Delivery

Santa's wash day.

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'