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Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Mommy, the partridge has gone from the pear tree."

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Christmas Tree

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Panettone

Turkey Autopsy

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Christmas Pets

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"Merry Christmas"

Santa Dog

Ice Skater

Snowman

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Christmas TV...

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

Santa's wash day.

Easter Egg Delivery

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Snowman Football Fan.

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.