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"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

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"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Easter Egg Delivery

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Happy New Ear!

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

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'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Safe Christmas.

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"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

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"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"