Festive Season Survivor T-Shirts

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

A guide to seasons in the North East

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

Great Moment in North Pole History

Accept cookies?

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

December Fest

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

Christmas Cow.

'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"