Festive Season Dreamer T-Shirts

"I'd feel better if he had put my requests into a computer or something."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

Winter Weather.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

Watchdog on Holiday

"Happy Birthday!"

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

Sand Snowmen

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"Yipeee!"

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Saguaro Cacti.

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."