Festive Season Dreamer T-Shirts

"I'd feel better if he had put my requests into a computer or something."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Winter Weather.

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

How to fight a vampire snowman

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Watchdog on Holiday

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

"Happy Birthday!"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Sand Snowmen

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"Yipeee!"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Saguaro Cacti.

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."