Festive Photographer Pillows

Santa Selfie Stick

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Frosting the Snowman

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Yo ho ho!

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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Bad gifts

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Safe Christmas.

Elf of the Month

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

Poinsettia

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

December Fest

'I wrapped it myself !'

Birthday Painting