Festive Photo Enthusiast Pillows

Santa and the snow lady.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Festive squad

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Elf of the Month

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Poinsettia

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

Santa Claus

December Fest

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

Christmas fairy.

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'

Joey really wanted a Christmas Tree this year...