Festive Photo Enthusiast Pillows

Santa and the snow lady.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Merry Kissmas

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Festive squad

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Elf of the Month

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

Poinsettia

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

Santa Claus

December Fest

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

Christmas fairy.

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'

Joey really wanted a Christmas Tree this year...