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'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

Poser

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'Wouldn't you know it! I'm out of film!'

"Hurry-up, make it snappy!"

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

'Hey, would you mind stirring your Ovaltine somewhere else?!'

"Harold... they know."

"You know I hate you, right?"

Passport Photos

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

Santa Claus

When vegans pose for photos.

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

Hi, Frank. Did you and Francine take a vacation? We went on a tour of middle earth! It was the trip of a lifetime. Middle earth? Wow! Do you have any pictures? Yeah, here they are. We were Frodo-bombed in every one.

Man paying for face-in-a-hole photo of 'Man of the Match'.

The News - Christmas Special

"Let's take a selfie."

'For Heaven's sake take a break with the training routine...'

"We're getting a lot of this. . . try to avoid taking him into shops playing jingly Christmas music!"

'Hooray! A Christmas miracle! I suddenly went blind an can't see that mistletoe above your head!'

What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? I've been invited to two different Thanksgivings. One with family, one with friends. Which one do I go to? Ah. An age-old question. You do what we did in the old days: Think about which one is more likely to include arguments, bitter resentments and poorly hidden betrayals, ... And go to that one. A holiday without the floor show is no holiday at all! My aunt does hate my uncle ... but then ... my friend Tyra's husband does suspect her and Darnell.

Santa Selfie Stick

"All done with that holiday spirit for another year, are we dear?"

'All I want for Christmas is a nice big roll of tape to wrap around my mouth.'

'Hey, baby-pucker up!...Come over here and give Santa a big ol'smoocheroo!'

Silent Night.