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'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

Poser

"Hurry-up, make it snappy!"

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

'Wouldn't you know it! I'm out of film!'

"Harold... they know."

"You know I hate you, right?"

Santa Claus

Passport Photos

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

"Let's take a selfie."

The News - Christmas Special

Man paying for face-in-a-hole photo of 'Man of the Match'.

'For Heaven's sake take a break with the training routine...'

"We're getting a lot of this. . . try to avoid taking him into shops playing jingly Christmas music!"

'Hooray! A Christmas miracle! I suddenly went blind an can't see that mistletoe above your head!'

Santa Selfie Stick

"All done with that holiday spirit for another year, are we dear?"

'All I want for Christmas is a nice big roll of tape to wrap around my mouth.'

'Hey, baby-pucker up!...Come over here and give Santa a big ol'smoocheroo!'

Silent Night.

'I know about the council cutbacks - but it's not my idea of 'festive lights'...'