Festive Patriot Pillows

Santa Clause Visits Union Troops

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Military Medals

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

UNFADED GLORY

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

Veterans Day '20

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Television guests' essentials in November.

'Look...a fresh one!'

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

The Devil's advocaat.

Barack Obama

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

America's New Dawn

The Eureka Stockade

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

'Hey you take that outside.'

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

"Make America calm again"

Iraq Exit.

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

"Papi, why do we celebrate Memorial Day?"

The Winds of War

Santa playing golf.

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

2 Days To Remember