Festive Patriot Prints

Santa Clause Visits Union Troops

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Military Medals

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

UNFADED GLORY

Veterans Day '20

Television guests' essentials in November.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Look...a fresh one!'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

The Devil's advocaat.

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

America's New Dawn

Barack Obama

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

The Eureka Stockade

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

"Make America calm again"

"Papi, why do we celebrate Memorial Day?"

'Hey you take that outside.'

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Happy Holidays. Egg Nog. Put a head on that eggnog. That would make it an "egg-noggin"!

Iraq Exit.

The Winds of War

Santa playing golf.

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."