Festive Logistics Fan Pillows

"Well, at least you showed up on time."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Elfie Stick

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Ring those Christmas bells!

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Christmas reunions!

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Recycled Flake

'I hate when they do this.'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Happy New Year!'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

'Thanks for the onesie!'

inflation at Christmas

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

Christmas card access

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

Santa's elevator