Festive Logistics Fan Pillows

"Well, at least you showed up on time."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Elfie Stick

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

Meet Santa's entourage

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Ring those Christmas bells!

Recycled Flake

Christmas reunions!

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

'I hate when they do this.'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'Happy New Year!'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

inflation at Christmas

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

'Thanks for the onesie!'

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

Santa's Workshop. Ernie runs that sanding machind here. He says that makes him a "smooth operator."

Christmas card access

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."