Festive Justice Fan Gifts

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Mou...Man trap!

Christmas sweater alternatives

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"At least he's honest about it..."

'And that,and that,and that...'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

A Christmas tree self portrait

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

The other days of the year...

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

'Your honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'not guilty, but not exactly innocent either'!'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury