Street Justice Fan Gifts

'I don't make the rules, sir. I'm just grateful for those who do.'

Cariactures

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Slow Night

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Mou...Man trap!

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"At least he's honest about it..."

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

'Must you be so judgemental?'

'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!'

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

Law 'N' Order

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

"It's not really perjury if you're a compulsive liar."

'How do you like THAT disparate impact?'

'I won't be able to look up your account right now. Our computers have been impounded by the authorities.'