Festive Joke Lover Pillows

"I just said that his parsnip wasn't orange enough."

Mistletoe

"Sorry, you're going to have to take a urine test."

"I may have to give up this business. The gift taxes are killing me!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Elfie Stick

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I could get used to working remotely."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"I've made a terrible mistake."

The Reindeer Strike

Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer.

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Thanksgiving Game Highlights