Festive Introvert Mugs

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Nerd tryouts.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"I don't believe in you!"

She required plenty of personal space.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

Introverted Chair

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."