Festive Loner Mugs

Christmas during a pandemic.

Man pulling a cracker by himself with a palm tree.

Lonely Christmas Cow

'Looks like Harvey's entered his holiday mode.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

The New Year's Dance

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

Can you guess what it is yet?

Scary Face at Window

Ice skating boyfriends

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

It won't be Christmas without you!

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

Balloon ski lift

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

"Room for bigger presents!"

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

Happy Easter!

"That was naughty AND nice."

Santa vs traffic warden...

"How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?"