Festive Loner Mugs

Christmas during a pandemic.

Man pulling a cracker by himself with a palm tree.

Lonely Christmas Cow

'Looks like Harvey's entered his holiday mode.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Snowman

The New Year's Dance

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Christmas Dwarves

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

It won't be Christmas without you!

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

Can you guess what it is yet?

Balloon ski lift

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

Ice skating boyfriends

Scary Face at Window

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

"How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?"

Happy Easter!

"That was naughty AND nice."

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause