Festive Introvert Gifts

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Nerd tryouts.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"I don't believe in you!"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

She required plenty of personal space.

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Introverted Chair

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

She was always an introvert.

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."