Festive Hitchhiker Pillows

Berlin

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Anywhere but here

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"The cookies are always stale."

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

"Vegas"

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

Happy New Year

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

Piñata police line-up.

Driving home for Christmas.

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

New Year weather

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

"Wishing yuo a very merry Christmas and Propserous New Year."

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

"I'm flexible, I can travel any time up until the 24th December."

'Bless you!'

A metal detector with mistletoe

Douglas Adams

New evidence from Curiosity; Martian blood likely to be green.

"I picked up a couple of hitchhikers. You don't mind, do you?"

Santas Pulling the Sleigh

'Can I borrow your Local Access Directory?'

'The Prisoners' Aid Society's Lucky Dip seems to be a ,er-runaway success, Sir!!'

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

It's a Limmmo! It's a Limmmo! Wooohoooooo!! : Filled with joy and excitement, Dougie, a seasoned traveller, achieves the dream of all hitchhikers worldwide...he had finally caught the perfect ride

'I need tickets to...everywhere.'