Festive Hitchhiker Pillows

Berlin

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Anywhere but here

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"The cookies are always stale."

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

"Vegas"

Happy New Year

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

Driving home for Christmas.

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

New Year weather

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

"Wishing yuo a very merry Christmas and Propserous New Year."

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

"I'm flexible, I can travel any time up until the 24th December."

'Bless you!'

'The Prisoners' Aid Society's Lucky Dip seems to be a ,er-runaway success, Sir!!'

Santas Pulling the Sleigh

It's a Limmmo! It's a Limmmo! Wooohoooooo!! : Filled with joy and excitement, Dougie, a seasoned traveller, achieves the dream of all hitchhikers worldwide...he had finally caught the perfect ride

New evidence from Curiosity; Martian blood likely to be green.

A metal detector with mistletoe

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

'Can I borrow your Local Access Directory?'

"Had to give up hitchhiking. I got carpal tunnel syndrome."

'I need tickets to...everywhere.'