Galactic Hitchhiker Pillows

New evidence from Curiosity; Martian blood likely to be green.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Parking meter on the moon.

Anywhere but here

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

Hysterically laughing monster.

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"Are we there yet?"

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

Celestial Navigation

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

Commercial space travel is expensive.

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

'...We're just the Intergalactic Rescue Society.'

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

"Vegas"

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

"Take me to your leader!"

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

"Aren't we there yet? It feels like we've been flying for seconds!"

Train to Mars

'Melnick, put that down! We're supposed to be here for rock samples!'