Galactic Hitchhiker Mugs

New evidence from Curiosity; Martian blood likely to be green.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Parking meter on the moon.

Anywhere but here

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

Hysterically laughing monster.

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

Celestial Navigation

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"Are we there yet?"

E. TR. AHS. PCNL.

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Leonard Nimoy

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

Commercial space travel is expensive.

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

"Vegas"

'...We're just the Intergalactic Rescue Society.'

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

"Aren't we there yet? It feels like we've been flying for seconds!"

'Launch Photon Torpedo. . .oh wait; there's a little hourglass thingy.'

"Take me to your leader!"

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

Train to Mars