Festive Furniture Lover Gifts

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

Memory Foam Mattress.

'Now, that's what I call a deathbed!'

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"I actually made this couch from one of his furballs."

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

Budget Recliner

'She thinks she's the cat's meow just because she was on Antiques Roadshow.'

Luca Barocco's Cannoli Sectional

Caterpillar and stockings.

The Deconstructed Tree

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

Reproduction Furniture

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

PsIkeatrist.

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

Pneumatic seat raised through roof.

Reindeer Sweater

"If we go out tonight, will the whole line end up going out with us, too?"

Christmas Curling

"Do you know what DFS stands for? Designed for Scratching."