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Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Violin family at Christmas

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Safe Christmas.

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

Xmas

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

Financial Christmas

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

'Close your eyes, stick your paw out and say 'Merry Christmas'.'

"If you ask em this figure for cost of goods given is a little low."

Elf

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

Dog dressed as Santa Claus. 'She's in season'

Santa accidentally brings his mail bag instead of his gift bag.

Sacred Snowman burial grounds