Festive Frankensteins Gifts

"What the hell is all this?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Frosting the Snowman

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

The Big Tree

Safe Christmas.

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

'How come I never see you in church?'

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

Governor of the Bank of England outfit

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

"Smile if you're guilty!"

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

'If you expect to get this stuff, you need to work on your ground game.'

'Kids, come quick! Santa's been here and he left all kinds of super expensive, super cheap stuff!'

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

'If everyday were Christmas, Mom, you'd never have trouble getting me up!'

Xmas

"I thought you might like to have a merrier brain for the new millennium!"

Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.

Mrs. Claus's Annual Joke: 'Whoa...you're not going to work dressed like that, are you?'