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"What the hell is all this?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

The Big Tree

Safe Christmas.

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

'How come I never see you in church?'

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

Governor of the Bank of England outfit

"Smile if you're guilty!"

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

"I thought you might like to have a merrier brain for the new millennium!"

'If you expect to get this stuff, you need to work on your ground game.'

Xmas

'Kids, come quick! Santa's been here and he left all kinds of super expensive, super cheap stuff!'

'If everyday were Christmas, Mom, you'd never have trouble getting me up!'

Mrs. Claus's Annual Joke: 'Whoa...you're not going to work dressed like that, are you?'

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."