Festive Frankenstein Fan Mugs

"I thought you might like to have a merrier brain for the new millennium!"

Love at First Sight

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'He likes to power nap.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"I love these old decorations!"

Filming Christmas

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Cat Frankenstein

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'I've got this splitting headache.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Meet Santa's entourage

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

The Frankenstein snowman.