Festive Player Mugs

'It's just not your lucky night I guess - saaaay, hows about we deal fer what's in the sack big guy?!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

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"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Bad gifts

Safe Christmas.

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"Smile if you're guilty!"

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

'No cuts in Medicare!'

Xmas

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

'If you expect to get this stuff, you need to work on your ground game.'

"When is it my turn?"

'Hey you take that outside.'

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

Santa playing golf.

Elf

Carolling

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

Congregation

'Of course I believe in Santa. Just not a publicly funded one.'

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

'He sees me when I'm sleeping, he knows when I'm awake...'

Santa's Helpers

Santa accidentally brings his mail bag instead of his gift bag.

"I'll take 'Jolly Old Elf' for $600, Alex."

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'