Festive Fintech Fanatics Gifts

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Rodney doesn't look cook, but he has a lot of cool apps.'

Santa's elevator

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

Financial Christmas

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

"Oh dear, Mr. Kringle. I fear we may have to put you on our naughty list."

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

"I've hung all the credit card bills on the tree, maybe that will stop you going to the sales."

Santa tweet

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

"Life was a lot easier before the 'Internet of Things'."

"Here's a useful financial app...Find My Loan."

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.

'Oh, you kids must be looking for computerland...through the door to your left.'

Making automatic tellers more lifelike.

"Sorry Rudolph, I got some new LED lights..."

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

"$Norman just launched his own cryptocurrency"

Do you, Susan, take Richard's user name, pass word, and pin number, 'til death or bankruptcy do you part...?

Ho Ho Ho.

'Hello, Huff & Swoon?...Yeah, buy me 300 shares of Hanukkah.'