Festive Bean Enthusiast Pillows

'Here's your 'Christmas Festive Fayre' menu...everything is off except the beans.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'More bubbles!'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Can I get you another coffee?

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Middle Distance Runners

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

'The End Justifies The Beans.

"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"

People are a lot like jelly beans...Soft and chewy!

Before the Salivating Dogs

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."