Festive Bean Enthusiast Mugs

'Here's your 'Christmas Festive Fayre' menu...everything is off except the beans.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'More bubbles!'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

Can I get you another coffee?

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Middle Distance Runners

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

People are a lot like jelly beans...Soft and chewy!

Before the Salivating Dogs

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."