Festive Aviation Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'll just need to see your baggage claim ticket."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Cow Blue Arrows

TSA Noah

"Recalculating route..."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

Airplane Mode.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'He must be going economy!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Mass Travel