Festival Fashion Pillows

Festival Goer!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Happy Easter

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Pearly King and Queen

Prosecco

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The dark side of Halloween.

Earth Mother

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"It makes you look old."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Pamplona Station

"Mine's camper."

"A ticket to the Munich Beerfest, please."

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

God save the Queen.

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

'Fete' Man going towards 'Beer tent' Woman going towards 'Cake tent'

Hip hop Santa.

Jesus and the Peeps

Oi to the world!

Cornucopia