Fertility Conversation Starters Pillows

'In vitro fertilization and sperm banks. I remember the old days when you couldn't outsource having kids.'

'Forget it - I knew a guy who went there once and he got slapped with 387 paternity suits.'

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Three Parent Baby

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

Science and mothers day

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

"We should decide now whose career will suffer more once I give birth."

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

'Wait a minute, this prescription is for a dozen oysters and half an ounce of powdered rhino horn!'

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."

'I hear his mum has gone right off those Fertility drugs.'

"I'm not sure about children, but I've always wanted progeny."

"I won't have kids until gay men are able to give birth in every state."

"I'm just hoping to make it to the Final Four."

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

Cerne Abbas

Proud parents of the first test tube moustache.

Cerne Abbas

'...and this is our cheapest fertility treatment.'